Which Coffee Blend Are You? Take Our Quiz!

Take Our Quiz and Find Out!

Ever wondered what kind of coffee blend you’d be if you were roasted and brewed into a cup of personality? Are you bold and intense, smooth and balanced, fruity and fun, or just straight-up caffeinated chaos?

Let’s find out. Keep track of your points as you go — your coffee personality awaits.

1. Your ideal morning routine?

A) Sunrise run, cold shower, to-do list already ticked off. (4 pts)

B) Snooze button x3, flat white in hand, deep sigh. (3 pts)

C) Spill coffee, wear mismatched socks, still thriving. (2 pts)

D) Wake up at noon, ask what day it is. (1 pt)

2. Choose a hobby:

A) Triathlons or spreadsheets. Maybe both. (4 pts)

B) Reading cookbooks you’ll never use. (3 pts)

C) Painting, but also DJing, and maybe sourdough. (2 pts)

D) Power napping. It’s a skill. (1 pt)

3. What’s your coffee order?

A) Double ristretto. Stronger than my willpower. (4 pts)

B) Flat white. Always. (3 pts)

C) Single origin V60 with notes of “vintage rainforest.” (2 pts)

D) Anything in a bucket-sized cup. (1 pt)

4. What’s your life motto?

A) “Go hard or go home.” (4 pts)

B) “Keep it balanced.” (3 pts)

C) “Stay weird, stay caffeinated.” (2 pts)

D) “I’ll do it after coffee.” (1 pt)

5. Pick a roast level:

A) Dark and intense — like my unresolved emails. (4 pts)=

B) Medium and smooth — I peak at 10am. (3 pts)

C) Light and complex — I’m not like other beans. (2 pts)

D) Roast? Just make it fast. (1 pt)

Now, add up your points:

20–17 points:

You’re the Bold Espresso Blend

You mean business. Intense, focused, and always caffeinated. You probably have a checklist for your checklists and can smell weak coffee from 100m away.

16–13 points:

You’re the Smooth House Blend

Balanced, consistent, and everyone’s go-to. You bring comfort, calm, and good vibes — and probably bring banana bread to meetings.

12–9 points:

You’re the Funky Filter Blend

You’re light, quirky, and full of surprises. You like your coffee fruity, your socks mismatched, and your playlists obscure.

8–5 points:

You’re the Turbo High-Caffeine Blend

You operate on vibes and velocity. You may or may not be vibrating as you read this. Coffee isn’t a drink — it’s a way of life.